"Lumberjack attack"

Films: Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan (2013)

Alias: Gunnar Wolfgang Bunyan

Type: Natural

Location: Forest

Height/Weight: That of a small house.

Affiliation: Evil

Summary: Many know the tale of Paul Bunyan, presumably one of the tallest men you've ever seen. But if there's one thing movies like to do, it's turn otherwise harmless tales on their head and make monsters out of them. And thus, we got a deformed giant with an axe out of it.

History: Long ago in the American countryside, there was a talented and large lumberjack named Paul Bunyan (okay, it's actually Gunnar Wolfgang Bunyan, but who cares). Yet despite his ability to chop trees like no one's business, he was rather deformed, and had no friend except for Babe, a blue-furred bull who was also somewhat deformed. Unfortunately, a bunch of lumberjacks killed and ate Babe during a harsh winter, causing Paul to go mad with grief and kill them all. He spent the rest of his days in the wilderness, growing ever larger with each passing year. By the modern day, he's taller than an elephant, and he doesn't take it well when someone take away one of Babe's horns during a camping trip.

Notable Kills: Shoved a guy into a sawblade, snaps a bear's neck, and vertically cuts down a couple people.

Final Fate: Paul ends up pursuing the survivors even after having his horn returned...only to come face-to-face with many people with guns. He's soon shot to holy Hell, and he plummets off the bridge and into the river, never to be seen again.

Powers/Abilities: None.

Weakness: Anything conventional.

Scariness Factor: 4-Paul not only looks absolutely hideous, but he has presence with his great size. Sure, sometimes he's not the most convincing effect, but he's got the spirit, and his kills are as gory as they are brutal. Then again, we do feel sorry for a guy whose best friend got turned into beef.

Trivia: -The original Paul Bunyan, as one might guess, was an American legend and hero of folklore, and the subject of many stories often featuring Babe by his side. The most famous statue of him can be found in Bangor, Maine.

-Bunyan was played by Chris Hahn, a professional wrester/wrestling chairman. Quite fitting, really.


Image Gallery


What? This the same forest that mutated Cyclops had?
It was a mercy killing! Just look at that eye.

"Stupid metal rat!"

"Survival is, like, so yesterday!"

"These pests are getting harder to deal with every year."


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